- Weak as water! Weak as water!
- If my pussy saw that, it'd be straight up the curtains.
- Men are very polite these days. They never try anything!
- Where exactly is this pub?
- And I am unanimous in that!
- Oh, that does suit madam.
- Mr Akbar, this is Mrs Slocombe, your next door neighbour. I wonder if you could do me a favour? Would you go next door to my flat, bend down and look through the letterbox? And if you could see my pussy, would you drop a sardine on the mat?